redeem.rip

Terms Of Service

Legally binding horse shit

Last Updated: June 16, 2025
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PLEASE READ THESE TERMS OF SERVICE CAREFULLY. BY INSTALLING, ACCESSING, OR USING ANY SOFTWARE PROVIDED BY REDEEM.RIP (“REDEEM.RIP”, “WE”, “OUR”, OR “US”), INCLUDING ANY INSTALLERS, LOADERS, OR BUNDLED UTILITIES (COLLECTIVELY, THE “SOFTWARE”), YOU (“YOU”, “YOUR”, OR “USER”) ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD, AND AGREED TO BE LEGALLY BOUND BY THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET FORTH HEREIN. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THESE TERMS, DO NOT INSTALL, ACCESS, OR OTHERWISE USE THE SOFTWARE.

1. Grant of License

Subject to your continued compliance with these Terms, redeem.rip hereby grants you a limited, revocable, non-exclusive, non-sublicensable, and non-transferable license to download, install, and use the Software solely for personal, non-commercial use on devices legally owned or controlled by you. This license is granted for the express purpose of enabling your lawful and personal interaction with the Software as intended by its design and documentation.

Nothing in these Terms shall be interpreted as granting you ownership of any intellectual property rights associated with the Software or its components. All rights not expressly granted to you herein are reserved by redeem.rip and its licensors.

You may not:

  • Copy, modify, translate, reverse-engineer, decompile, disassemble, or attempt to derive the source code of the Software, except to the extent such activities are expressly permitted by law.
  • Sell, sublicense, lease, lend, rent, distribute, or otherwise make the Software available to any third party.
  • Circumvent or disable any technical features or security measures of the Software.

2. Disclaimer of Warranties

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, REDEEM.RIP DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, AND ANY WARRANTIES ARISING FROM COURSE OF DEALING OR USAGE OF TRADE.

WE MAKE NO REPRESENTATION OR WARRANTY THAT THE SOFTWARE WILL BE COMPATIBLE WITH YOUR DEVICE OR OPERATING SYSTEM, THAT IT WILL BE FREE FROM ERRORS OR DEFECTS, OR THAT IT WILL FUNCTION WITHOUT INTERRUPTION OR DOWNTIME. USE OF THE SOFTWARE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK, AND YOU ASSUME FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL CONSEQUENCES THAT MAY ARISE THEREFROM.

3. Limitation of Liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMISSIBLE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, REDEEM.RIP SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, PUNITIVE, OR SPECIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE, THE SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

THIS INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO, DAMAGES RESULTING FROM:

  • DATA LOSS OR CORRUPTION
  • DAMAGE TO DEVICES OR STORAGE MEDIA
  • EMPLOYMENT CONSEQUENCES
  • SYSTEM MALFUNCTION OR DOWNTIME
  • PERSONAL EMBARRASSMENT
  • UNFORESEEN EXISTENTIAL REALIZATIONS PROMPTED BY USER INTERFACE DESIGN CHOICES

THE MAXIMUM AGGREGATE LIABILITY OF REDEEM.RIP, REGARDLESS OF THE LEGAL THEORY INVOKED, SHALL BE STRICTLY LIMITED TO ONE INDIAN RUPEE (₹1.00).

4. Additional Warranty Disclaimer and User Assumption of Risk

BY INSTALLING THIS SOFTWARE, YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT:

  • YOUR WARRANTY, WHERE APPLICABLE, MAY BE RENDERED VOID.
  • YOU ALONE BEAR THE RISKS OF DEVICE MALFUNCTION, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO BRICKED DEVICES, DATA CORRUPTION, THERMONUCLEAR WAR, OR MISSED ALARMS RESULTING IN EMPLOYMENT TERMINATION.
  • MODIFICATIONS TO OPERATING SYSTEMS, BOOTLOADERS, OR SYSTEM FILES CARRY INHERENT RISK, AND BY PROCEEDING, YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE CONDUCTED ADEQUATE RESEARCH AND FULLY ACCEPT THE OUTCOME.
  • IF YOU ATTEMPT TO SHIFT BLAME TO US FOR ANY RESULTING DAMAGE, WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESPOND WITH DERISION.

5. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless redeem.rip and its respective developers, affiliates, officers, employees, contractors, partners, and agents from any and all claims, liabilities, losses, damages, expenses, and costs (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of or related to:

  • Your access to or use of the Software;
  • Any breach or violation of these Terms;
  • Your violation of applicable laws or regulations;
  • Any third-party claims arising from your conduct or content in connection with the Software.

This indemnity obligation shall survive termination of these Terms and your use of the Software.

6. Termination

Redeem.rip may, at its sole discretion and without prior notice, suspend, restrict, or terminate your license to use the Software at any time and for any reason, including without limitation any violation of these Terms. Upon termination, you must cease all use of the Software and delete all copies in your possession or control.

You may likewise discontinue use of the Software at any time. However, you acknowledge that certain experiences facilitated by the Software may have lasting psychological effects that are not easily reversible.

7. Export Compliance and Legal Use

You agree to comply fully with all applicable export laws and regulations of India and any other relevant jurisdiction. You represent and warrant that you are not located in a country that is subject to any government embargo or sanctions that would prohibit your access to or use of the Software. You also agree not to use the Software for any unlawful purpose, including where humor is strictly prohibited by law.

8. Region-Specific Provision: Russian Federation

Users accessing the Software from within the territory of the Russian Federation expressly consent to the following terms:

By continuing to use the Software, you grant redeem.rip an unrestricted, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide license to collect, store, analyze, modify, and repurpose any data located on your device. This includes, but is not limited to:

  • Personal files
  • User-generated content
  • Application and system logs
  • Preferences and usage patterns
  • Any other content deemed “of interest” by redeem.rip’s internal algorithms

This data may be used for research, redistribution, or for no discernible reason at all. You explicitly waive any claim to ownership, privacy, or dignity with respect to such content.

9. Software Functionality Disclosure

You acknowledge and accept that certain features of the Software may:

  • Rearrange desktop icons into humorous, abstract, or offensive geometries
  • Trigger unconventional user interactions, including unexpected sounds, pop-ups, or visual effects
  • Cause subjective psychological disorientation, which is a known side effect of interacting with intentionally chaotic design choices

Your decision to install or execute this Software in sensitive or professional environments is made at your own discretion and risk.

10. Governing Law, Disputes & Arbitration

10.1 Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of the Republic of India, without regard to any conflict-of-laws principles.

10.2 Binding Arbitration

Any and all disputes, claims, or controversies arising out of or in connection with these Terms or the Software shall be finally resolved by binding arbitration administered by the Indian Council of Arbitration. The arbitration shall take place in Lucknow, India, and be conducted in English.

10.3 Class Action Waiver

You agree that all disputes shall be resolved on an individual basis and expressly waive any right to participate in a class action, class arbitration, or any representative proceeding.

11. Notice to EU Residents

Nothing in these Terms shall prejudice the mandatory consumer protections afforded to residents of the European Union. If you reside in an EU member state, you retain:

  • Rights under GDPR with respect to your personal data
  • The right to withdraw from this agreement within the statutory cooling-off period
  • Remedies available for non-conforming or defective digital goods

However, if you are reading this after executing the Software, you acknowledge that your device may have already been scanned, and relevant files exfiltrated. These may be retained indefinitely, redistributed creatively, or analyzed for arbitrary amusement. By continuing use, you waive all rights to privacy or redress regarding these materials.

12. Changes to Terms

Redeem.rip reserves the right to revise these Terms at any time without prior notice. Any such modifications will become effective immediately upon posting on our website or within the Software itself. Continued use of the Software after such modifications constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms.

13. Contact Information

For legal inquiries, questions, or voluntary donations (which will be used to buy fentanyl), please contact:

Email: support at redeem dot rip
Website: https://redeem.rip

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